1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?Tough question, the number of people I feel compelled to blow up is disturbingly high. I would say George W. Bush but that would mean Dick Chaney becoming the US president which is a terrifying thought so I'll say John Howard, because Peter Costello won't last as PM.
2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence.Another tough question, um... Hinder, I hate them so damn much, that Lips Of An Angel song that MMM insist on playing 25 times a day is the work of the devil.
3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?In lieu of blowing him up, George W. Bush.
4. What is your favorite cheese?I love all cheeses except blue mold (and the only reason I don't like it is that I'm allergic) but I'd have to say Jarlsberg.
5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?Before I developed an allergy to peanuts the answer would have been super crunchy peanut utter and apple (trust me, it is really good) but now I'd have to say cream cheese.
6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?Mary-Louise Parker, I've wanted to jump her since I was 13, she was my first crush.
7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?This is hard, I don't really like as in want to sleep with many musicians...
8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?A ticket to the second Crowded House gig in Melbourne, because three times isn't enough.
9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?London, because it is an interesting city in itself and the rest of Europe is easily accessible, I'd like to visit France, Italy, Ireland and The Netherlands in addition to England.
10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. What would it be?Peach Iced Tea
11. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?1986, so I could
stalk follow Crowded House the first time around.
12. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?Thou shalt not follow Collingwood, Port Adelaide, Carlton or West Coast in the AFL.
13. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?No bloody idea. (Hey maybe that is an idea.)
14. What is your favorite curse word?Fuck, see Monty Python song for more on the versatility of this wondrous word.
15. One night you wake up because you hear a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, what do you do?Presume I am dreaming and back to sleep. I do not like being woken up in the middle of the night.
16. Your house is on fire! What do you do?Grab my iPod and my iMac and get the hell out. (everything else is replaceable, I don't have any family photos or that kind of thing with me down here.)
17. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you BITE THE BIG ONE; what do you do?Attempt to manipulate my way out of dying and when that fails cry.
18. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?Invisibility, it is the coolest superpower there is.
19. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?The 1/2 hour in which Meagan and I went into the Sydney on the first night she arrived when she came over in 2004 and we went and sat down by the opera house and held each other and then kissed, it was magical.
20. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?High School, all of high school but I had to narrow it down, 8th grade, 8th grade was just bad.
21. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to anywhere else in the world. Where?England I guess or maybe Canada.
22. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?The Espy in St. Kilda, it is pretty much the only bar I go to anyway, well that and The Corner, in Richmond but you can't walk from Richmond to Caulfield North, you can walk from St. Kilda.
23. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question... If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like "Check it out...I can fly!"If I had the ability to fly I'd be too scared to use it.
24. The constant absorption of magical moon beans mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?George Harrison
25. You can bring back one person who's dead for the day… who would you bring back?John Lennon, for the purposes of a full Beatles reunion.