Dear student population of La Trobe University, Bundoora campus,

I really do not need to know the intimate details of of your sex lives, I especially do not need to hear a graphic description of "the worst shag" you have ever had. You are in the library, it is quiet and everyone in a 200ft radius can hear you.

Please stop, it is very distracting and I am trying to finish an essay that is due in 4h12min.

Yours sincerely,
Your fellow student

The amonut of time I spend in that class pulling my LOLWhat? face is really extraordinary. Other moments of stunning dumbness include "What the fuck is a narrative structure?" AFTER a lecture on narrative and "I don't know any directors..." in a tutorial on autuership. HOW DID THESE PEOPLE GET INTO UNIVERSITY?

Poll #1053580 Beatles
Open to: All, results viewable to: All

Just to check, you have heard at least one Beatles song, right?

Who is your favorite Beatle?

What is your favorite Beatles album?

What is your favorite Beatles song?