And started a blog devoted to bad porn in fandom.

Well, This Lacks In Sexy.

There are two reasons for this, firstly I only spork about 1% of what I read here and sporking is fun and at university we are encouraged to start writing a blog that pertains to a specific topic so we can improve our writing over time so why not write about something entertaining?

So if you find bad porn funny head over there, I'm gonna try to update daily.

From an MSR fic that has to read to be believed:

I look down at his chest and notice that his black, hairy treasure trail
leads directly down to a mass of curls surrounding a large set of engorged
balls. He has a grand, tumescent hard-on topped with a deep reddish-purple
head that sits on the end of it like a huge silky mushroom. A pearl of pre-cum
is perched on its very tip.

I'm trying to decide which is worse, the mushroom metaphor, the hairy treasure trail or the pearl of pre-cum.

From the same fic discussed in this post by cryptictac, which for those of you too lazy to click on the link is a House/Cuddy bad!fic which features amongst other things, the following line:

“You like that, don’t you?” He teased, spinning his cock inside her like a lasso.

Comes this:

Her legs ached, her crotch was crying over it’s loss.

Cannot compute *asplodes*.

From a Cuddy/Stacy bad!fic:

“Ajkahfwladj…” Cuddy whimpered incoherently reaching up and grabbing Stacy’s hair.

Is that sound even linguistically possible? I'd tell you but I failed the phonology section of my linguisitcs course.

( And I can really see this exchange happening... )

Gotta love OOCness.