What (auto)biography of a fictional character would you most want to read - and what would it be like?

I'd like to read an autobiography of Gregory House. Obvious choice, yes but I'd like to see his view of the world first person, I imagine it would be witty and sarcastic and probably skim over or skip large sections of his life like George Harrison's biography in which the entry for 1973 (I think, it was the year his wife left him for Eric Clapton) was something to the effect of '1973 was a bad year.'

I'd also like to read both Mulder and Scully's autobiogrpahies, they would be awesome reads, I think Scully would be very upfront and frank in hers, Mulder would be a little literary and be concious of the storytelling process.


And a related meme:

Comment with the name of a character and I will answer with the name of that character's biography.

And possibly a bit of the table of contents. And possibly a paragraph or two.

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