Dear Centrelink,

I am a GOOD customer with a LEGITIMATE disability so why must you insist on making life so difficult for me?

All I want is to be able to work a couple of days a week to build up my skills and my resume to help me get into the workforce after university and to help pay the bills but that would be too easy wouldn't it? Which part of congenital do you people not understand. I did not become disabled later in life I was born with my disability and as much as I would love to wake up tomorrow magically "normal" IT ISN'T GOING TO HAPPEN!

You claim that you want to get people off the pension and back into the workforce but won't actually suppot them in that process by providing them with partial payments until such time as they are earning enough to support themselves, SERIOUSLY YOU SUCK!!! It is all or nothing and that isn't acceptable.

I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!

No love,
Jacqueline (and don't by any means think that is the only issue I have with you Centrelink, it just happens to be the issue that is pissing me off the most this week. You just wait until payment review comes around if you don't believe me.)

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Dear Immune System,

Please to take note:

Appropriate targets for attack:
- viruses
- pathogenic bacteria
- pathogenic fungi
- pathogenic parasites

Inappropriate targets for attack:
- medication used in the treatment of infection
- medication used to alleviate pain
- food
- other body parts

Thankyou for listening
Jacqueline (in the middle of a nasty arthritis flare)