This is called the "alternative life meme" and basically you have to fill out the questions with celebrities/fictional characters that come to your mind. Pick a different person for each answer. No repetitions! (change gender pronouns as needed)


1. The girl you would take to meet your parents:
Dana Scully (The X-files) - she would impress them enough to get over the fact that I was dating a girl.

2. The one guy you would do:
James Wilson (House) - there is just something about him, he is so pretty and... damaged.

3. The girl you'd have sex with in your parents bed:
Nancy Botwin (Weeds) - I think she'd be kinky enough to enjoy it.

4. The girl you'd take to the mall:
Natalie Hurley (Sports Night) - she'd make a fun shopping companion.

5. Your male BFF:
Dan Rydell (Sports Night) - Who in my little universe I would be working with.

6. Your female BFF:
Dana Whitaker (Sports Night) - I think she would make a good BFF.

7. Your gay BFF:
Jack McFarland (Will & Grace) - I'd so be his faggy fag hag, and be doing Karen Walker on the side.

8. The girl who'd take you to prom:
Lisa Cuddy (House) - I wouldn't be assertive to ask her but she would be assertive enough to ask me and I'd say yes in a heartbeat.

9. Your big brother:
Fox Mulder (The X-files) - he would make an awesome big brother.

10. The girl you'd marry:
Amber Volakis (House) - our personalities compliment well and she is just so beautiful.

11. The two girls you'd have a threesome with:
Amy Gardner and Donna Moss (The West Wing) - that would be all kinds of hot.

12. The girl and guy you'd have a threesome with:
Jack Dongahy and Liz Lemon (30 Rock) - again, hot.

13. The girl you'd go clubbing with:
Addison Montgomery (Private Practice) - She be fun!

14. The girl you'd have angry hot sex with:
Thirteen (House) - Just because...